CAKE FOR BREAKFAST but it's a cupcake called MY BOOK

My book comes out today. My BOOK comes out today. My book? Weird but Normal by me, Mia Mercado? Oh, it comes out today. I did make my husband/intern Riley take 150 pictures of me posing with my book in four different locations around our home, and I did get crabby at him for not making my jawline look absolutely cut in every single pic. My genetics and insecurities are his fault!!!

Something I will be eating is all the lil serotonins from seeing strangers post pictures of my newborn human child. Also, Blue Bell's Brides Cake ice cream. I am the bride and I am marrying myself.

Not to be sincere (lol gross) but I'm really proud of this book and I think you'll like it. If you don't, please lie to me about it! I cannot handle the feedback!!! From the bottom of my stinky lil ass, I really appreciate you reading this newsletter. It is self-serving and you have many more important things to be doing like taking naps or skimming New Yorker articles. I'm grateful you spend some of your extremely precious waking hours with me.

You can buy a physical copy of Weird but Normal here or an eBook here or my audiobook here. (Also psst! You can listen to a sneaky lil audio excerpt on HarperOne's website!)
 

Okay love you stay hungry bye

Mia
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