In case you haven't seen me screaming about it on every social platform or in real life, I'm writing a book! It'll be a collection of funny essays and stories, and I should be writing it as we speak. However, a crucial part of writing a book is telling people "I'M WRITING A BOOK" and then writing everything else except that book. I am very excited and proud and scared and nervous. It is brave of me to admit this and to even attempt to write a book when the perfect piece of literature already exists. (It's this Twitter thread of