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Be good, be good, don't say a swear.
On Barbarian, Bejeweled, and bean soup.
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Look, I made you something gorgeous.
Technically, an AI system made it, but I helped so doesn't that count for something??
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Your honor, she's flopping.
On beef, New Orleans, and Florence Pugh.
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She's a book though
Coffee, giveaways, and Tyra Banks screaming about Vaseline.
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Notice anything *blink blink* different?
New place, same garbage.
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This is Cake for Breakfast, a newsletter about the delicious garbage I've recently consumed.
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CAKE FOR BREAKFAST but it's a cupcake if you can believe it
Two things!
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Cake for Breakfast
Cake for Breakfast
A taste of the delicious garbage I've recently consumed.
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