Archive - Cake for Breakfast

nobody's perfect but maybe I could be first

Like, in real life.

Jun 20 •

April 2025

mommy, mommy, watch me twirl

Honey, I'm home.

Apr 11 •

November 2022

Are you new here?

Welcome! I love you already! Say it back!!!!!

Nov 12, 2022 •

October 2022

Be good, be good, don't say a swear.

On Barbarian, Bejeweled, and bean soup.

Oct 28, 2022 •

Look, I made you something gorgeous.

Technically, an AI system made it, but I helped so doesn't that count for something??

Oct 11, 2022 •

September 2022

Your honor, she's flopping.

On beef, New Orleans, and Florence Pugh.

Sep 30, 2022 •

She's a book though

Coffee, giveaways, and Tyra Banks screaming about Vaseline.

Sep 6, 2022 •

August 2022

Notice anything *blink blink* different?

New place, same garbage.

Aug 24, 2022 •

This is Cake for Breakfast, a newsletter about the delicious garbage I've recently consumed.

Aug 12, 2022 •

December 2020

CAKE FOR BREAKFAST but it's a cupcake if you can believe it

Dec 11, 2020 •

CAKE FOR BREAKFAST: the rebirth

Like Hilary Duff in 2003, I've had a metamorphosis.

Dec 4, 2020 •

September 2020

CAKE FOR BREAKFAST: 30 flirty and thriving

If you noticed something different about me, it's probably because I'm 30 now.

Sep 9, 2020 •

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