Cake for Breakfast

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On Barbarian, Bejeweled, and bean soup.
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Technically, an AI system made it, but I helped so doesn't that count for something??
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On beef, New Orleans, and Florence Pugh.
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Coffee, giveaways, and Tyra Banks screaming about Vaseline.
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New place, same garbage.
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This is Cake for Breakfast, a newsletter about the delicious garbage I've recently consumed.
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Two things! 1) In case you missed it, I'm doing a lil bit of a giveaway, luv. It's a mystery box (spooky! intrigue!) of weird, fun things I think you'll…
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Like Hilary Duff in 2003, I've had a metamorphosis. Now, I am emerging from my chrysalis goo a gorgeous moth girl, ready to fly straight into a porch…
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If you noticed something different about me, it's probably because I'm 30 now. It's a project I've been working toward my entire life, and I'm proud to…
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What's amazing about time is that it just keeps happening even when you're like "gimme a sec hun mommy's busy." In direct accordance with the odds, I…
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I promise I'll write a full ass newsletter soon. (lol "promise." That's more like a threat.) In the meantime, you can get your fill of my face tonight…
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